Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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