some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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