You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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