I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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