You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
