It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize