and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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