There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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