i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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