S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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