doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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