...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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