just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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