Whod you bang
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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