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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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