This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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