I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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