We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My cat gives me a boner
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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