recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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