last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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