he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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