I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
