Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
one might say we're banned from that church
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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