My liver just broke up with me...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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