you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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