So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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