So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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