was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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