If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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