Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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