I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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