i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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