Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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