Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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