Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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