try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
