you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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