DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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