pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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