I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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