They should really pass out barf bags in church
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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