they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
