dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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