is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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