I just made out with a guy for $7.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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