So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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