I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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