He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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