at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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