This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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