everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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