Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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