I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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