I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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