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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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