I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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